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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• An extreme unibrow. Or as I like to call it, "forehead mustache."
• Proof that Taylor Swift is a Satan worshipper from the past. As if you needed proof!
• My Bike is just an excellent rap song by children.
• Here are some bikini girls because your attention span is very short.
• Let's play Real Or Fake: Bird Catch. I say real because I WANT IT TO BE REAL.
• Cooking With Skrillex is internet gold. But where's his half-hairnet?
• 10 awesome Vine videos. Warning: nobody's naked. :(
• Easy breakfasts, because you're literally too stupid to feed yourself.
• Rich parents hire handicapped Disney tour guides so their kids can skip the lines. This story is perfect on so many levels.
• A pug watches the final scene in Homeward Bound. SHADOW!!!!
• Bonus Link: One Tiny Hand. Yes it's old, yes it's still fabulous.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Richard Branson dressed up like a lady. Turns out he has great legs. 
• Animal Livestreams! Go ahead. Watch baby ducks all day.
• Goldblumings might be the best single-topic tumblr ever.
• Meet wheelie man. He does wheelies like, all the time.
• Hot girls wash cars with their boobs. Women's rights!
• Kanye West ran his face into a sign, promptly flips the fuck out.
• Everyone wants to live on Mars, which is weird because Mars looks boring as shit.
• Mind the gap is all about girl's butts in underwear. I'm really delivering the T&A today.
• A woman got arrested on a flight and wouldn't stop singing I Will Always Love You. I honestly don't see the problem here.
• And here's what a missed connection in Alaska looks like. Hint: birding.

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Facemath is a Tumblr site that combines two celebrities to make a third. And you thought you'd never use math in the real world.

Jeff Lewis + Lane Kiffin = Daniel Tosh

Your turn!

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To paraphrase Three 6 Mafia: It's hard out here for a kitten lover.

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"Ignore Hitler" is a Tumblr featuring screengrabs from a guy who draws Hitler into his Draw Something drawings, then requests that his partner simply "ignore Hitler" when guessing the answer.

Yeah, ignoring Hitler is a bad idea.  Just ask Poland, all of Europe, the Jews, etc.

Don't stay calm.  Don't carry on.  That's fucking Hitler eating a meatball and we all know it and we need to stop him before he's ruins Draw Something for everyone and we have to go back to playing Words With Friends like it's fucking 2011.

TILDA STARDUST is a blog "dedicated to the belief that Tilda and Bowie are one person".

Best of luck, aliens, in conquering a planet with these kinds of priorities.

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Text From Dog is a very real and funny Tumblr of texts from a dog to a human.

Remember that time your dog stepped on your computer and typed "zzzrzo" and you were like, "Oh my God, I think my dog is trying to tell me he wants to watch Zorro!"

Well this is way cooler than that.

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Stop whatever you're doing and go check out One Tiny Hand, a tumblr full of pictures of celebrities with one tiny hand.

The only thing I like better than One Tiny Hand is Cee Lo Green's two tiny hands.

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T-Rex Trying… is a new tumblr full of pictures of a poor Tyrannosaurus Rex attempting to do things. Like, mail a letter or play tetherball or make balloon animals.

Since you're bored, go ahead and use those loooong arms to check out all the things T-Rex can't do. Like reach a keyboard. Haha. Stupid giant lizard.