Tune In

Here's another sneak peek of Daniel's comedy special Happy Thoughts.

The world premiere of Happy Thoughts is TOMORROW, Sunday, March 6th at 9pm.  Only on Comedy Central.

Tune in, fellas (and women).

It takes Daniel a matter of seconds to teach the Reporter Who Can't Break Glass how to use a hammer.

TUNE IN TOMORROW at 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central to see his triumphant return to the junkyard.

The rumors are true.  I, Mike Pomranz, the Tosh.0 blogger, was privy to exclusive behind-the-scenes VIP access to The Roast of David Hasselhoff.

In fact, I took the picture above to show you the kind of treatment a VIP blogger receives at such an exclusive event.

So basically, when you watch The Roast of David Hasselhoff this Sunday at 10pm/9cfrom the comfort of your own couch without an awkwardly quiet group of German reporters blocking your view, rest assured that your Roast experience will be as good, if not even better, than that of a VIP.

But before you receive that VIP treatment, tune in to Comedy Central starting at 8pm/7c for a Tosh.0 mini-marathon!And check the blog on Sunday for a Tosh.0 take on some of David Hasselhoff's most memorable moments!

Check out one of our favorite Roast moments after the jump… more...

You've been patiently waiting, and now your wait is over!

All new episodes of Tosh.0 start tonight at 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central!

Make sure to watch as the Lightning Bolt LARPer gets a Web Redemption… and… you know… whatever else Daniel feels like doing!

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Holy cow, Therés.  It took me a few minutes just to figure out what language this is written in.

But now that I am pretty sure it's in Swedish, here's what Google Translate had to say about the meaning of the tweet:

"Ugh, Tosh.0. At one moment, laughing I ate vomit and in the other passions I have for Daniel Tosh. There are so sick and wrong."

Um…  I'm not entirely pulling together what this person is trying to say, but something tells me that is for the best….

Let me know if you've got a better translation, otherwise, just watch tonight's new episode.

Catch an all new episode of Tosh.0 TONIGHT at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Yo!  Tyler!  You ever hear the phrase "you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar"?

If you want on the show, you probably shouldn't call Daniel a "douche."  Maybe say something nice, like you think he's funny or you love his casual jackets.

You still probably won't make it on the show, but you'll be a nicer person.

As punishment for dropping the "d-bomb," I am doing the cruelest thing I can imagine for someone who wants to be on the show: I'm putting you on the blog instead.

But you'll still watch yeee?

Catch an all new episode of Tosh.0 on Wednesday, March 10th at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!

Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from mothernature in response to the latest Bleep Key.

It's a great question, mother n. But that's no excuse.

If you have any irrelevant comments, please just go ahead and leave them here. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

For more triviality, tune in to an all new episode of Tosh.0 next Wednesday at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Wow, Lauren and Zach. You've got a big night ahead of you. And really mixed interests.

Do you always do this? Do you eat filet mignons with a side of Cheetos? Probably not. Sure, both are great but that doesn't mean you should serve them together.

I say you postpone movie night and prepare for Tosh.0 by seeing who can eat the most hot peppers without crying, or something like that. Surprise trust fall on each other. Film yourselves singing on the toilet. I don't know. These are just ideas. I'm trying to help.

Whatever you do, don't forget to tune in for an ALL NEW episode TONIGHT at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central! There won't be any Oscar-worthy screenplays but there will be puke!

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Katelyn, I know!  It's, like, sooo confusing right?!

Still, I'm going to try to clarify everything as best I can….

On Tosh.0, we take funny video clips or images or other stuff from the Internet, and then comedian Daniel Tosh tells jokes about them.  Or sometimes he just tells jokes about whatever he wants, like celebrity stuff, or the news, or whatever.  Sometimes we'll throw in a random sketch.  Whatever Daniel wants!  It's his show!  His name is in the freakin' title!!  And then there's usually a Web Redemption.  Sometimes we throw in some puke or something that may or may not be racist — we don't know; we let you guys decide — and then there are commercials, but that's not our fault.  And Daniel will remind you to visit our blog, which might be why you are reading this.  Oh, and we have Viewer Videos.  And sometimes we put 20 seconds on the clock, but it's not always 20 seconds.  And we'll put our fans tweets on air because we have nothing better to do.  And then sometimes Ron Jeremy shows up.

And that, in a nutshell, is Tosh.0.

You get it now?

If not, try watching it again this Wednesday.  After that description, it'll all make perfect sense…

Catch an all new episode of Tosh.0 on Wednesday, March 3rd at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!

Check out our preview of this week's Web Redemption featuring Make it Snow Girl, everyone's favorite sappy sorority sister.  Then wipe your tears and get ready for the full Web Redemption this Wednesday, March 3rd!

Catch an all new episode of Tosh.0 this Wednesday at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!