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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Look, there are plenty of people who've reached international stardom from a little mouth/wrist combo. I'm sure she'll have a Klothing Kompany in no time.

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Paris Hilton sure got old quick.

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I'm going to be spending my post-Thanksgiving dinner coma wondering why this exists.

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I'm thankful I don't have to wade through internet garbage for a few days. I mean, I will anyway, but not cuz I have to.

I know having sex with your Thanksgiving dishes is wrong, but some are just asking for it.

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Thanks… But I'm gonna eat at Boston Market instead.

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Comes with the following pick-up line: "Girl, why wait 'til Thanksgiving when you can get some good stuffing right now?"

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According to The Huffington Post, a man was arrested after allegedly attacking his wife with a sandwich by pushing her down and rubbing the sandwich on her face.

The man has been charged with one count of assault and three counts of wasting tuna.

If I were in a pot like a Thanksgiving turkey I'd be covering my b-hole too.

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According to Copyranter, this is a real commercial for men's shampoo currently airing in Turkey.

Since I don't speak Turkish, I'm not quite sure what the selling point is.  I mean, I would trust Hitler with my ethnic cleansing, but my hair cleansing…  I don't know….

I bet it could do a number on your Jew fro, though.

My work here is done.

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