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The race to turtle heaven. Which I assume is filled with pizza and girls that look like April O'Neil.
Last Thursday, we showed you "Chicken Riding Tortoise" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "Chicken Riding Tortoise."† Something, slow cock, something.† This'll be easy.† Have fun with it.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Karen Acuna Wilcox with her title, "He may scare crows, but he doesn't scare ho's."† It's funny because crows and hos rhyme.† Congratulations, Karen!
"I wish that tortoise would stop chasing me around!† I also wish I could walk.† But at this point I'd settle for the tortoise not chasing me around."
[via The Clearly Dope]
"This Florida softshell has done more for reptiles of the order Testudines than any creature before him." -Turtle President
[via Dog and Pony Show]
It's been a long time since we've had a good "things riding on top of other things" post.† My research shows it was way back on March 7th.
So here you go: A baby sea lion riding on the back of turtle.
Why would a sea lion ride a turtle?† Maybe it's trying to escape all those damn chuckling yokels ruining his pristine Galapagos beach with unwanted tourism.
Or maybe his Hyundai is in the shop!† Huh-haw-hee-hah!!
[via The Daily What]
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