turtle sex

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Stoner Puke (above)
• Turtle Falls Over
• Eyeball Snot
• Pogo Stick Show And Tell
• Stretcher Fail
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Redneck Bonfire
• Sea Monster
• Web Redemption raw clip: Taxi Dave
• Soccer Throw in

Crasher Squirrel be damned!  In my mind, August 2009 will forever be remembered as the month turtle sex went viral.

The one above is a personal favorite, though there are plenty more where that came from.

Even statues are getting in on the action (as you can see below).

So yeah, I woke up this morning to discover that turtle sex has reached critical mass on the Internet.  If that isn't a sign of the End of Days, I don't know what is.

Well, End of Days for humans.  With all that reproduction, seems like the turtles will survive for quite some time.

What does the above image look like to you?

If you said "a young boy having sex with a pleasantly surprised turtle," then your head is in the same place as a Reddit user who saw this image on Wikipedia and posted a link to it, questioning, "Seriously… Is This A Statue Of Some Kid F—ing A Turtle?!?"

That is the big question…

The Reddit post generated well over 200 comments, driving traffic to the Wikipedia article on the fountain (officially known as Burnside Fountain), which was swiftly vandalized (on the web, not IRL).  Not long after the article was unceremoniously locked, with the note "Protected Burnside Fountain: Excessive vandalism: – link on popular website."

And so is the life of a Wikipedia article — at once informative and mock worthy: A balance so easily destroyed by vandals.

So, yeah, this is pretty much just a guy bangin' a turtle, right??