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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

To be honest, Lizy, you got off easy.

Last Friday, we showed you "Turtle Riding Around on a Skateboard" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Turtle Riding Around on a Skateboard."  I figured let's end 2010 the same way we spent a lot of 2010… with me giving you terrible turtle videos for Rename This Video.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

We missed last week's Rename This Video because of Christmas, so we have to go to the previous week for a Rename This Video recap.  Bushwic won that vote with his title of "I wonder if playing with all these balls makes me a sluttybug??"  Which brings me to my New Year's resolution for 2011: Make the Rename This Video titles more like titles.  Congrats, Bushwic!

On the second day of Tosh, we give to thee, Turtle Doves…

And a Partridge In A Pear Tree.

What the fuck's a turtle dove? No one really knows. But this kid probably likes them.

Over the holiday weekend, my mom and my sister were debating whether one of the things I like to do on the Tosh.0 blog is write posts about things on top of other things, particularly animals on top of animals.

Apparently, the discussion got heated to the point where eventually I got a call from my mother to verify if this is true or not.

To which I replied, "It's not my thing.  It's the Internet's thing.  I am just a conduit through which it flows!"

Exhibit A above.  If this is not true, why would anyone post this image on Reddit for the whole Internet to see?  I mean, besides the fact that it is awesome.

[via Reddit]

Many of you have come to me and said, "Mike, you post a ton of turtle videos on the blog, but the turtles are never kicking any ass.  What's up with that??  Where are all the videos of turtles kicking ass?!?"

Well, here you go.  A turtle totally kicking ass.

Now some of you might say, "Mike, I'm pretty sure that is a fucking tortoise, you animal loving freak."

To which I reply: Please refrain from cursing or I'll have no choice but to sic my attack turtle on you.

[via Cynical-C]

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel gets to the bottom of exactly how much the I Like Turtles Kid likes turtles in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

Daniel and the "I Like Turtles" Kid head back to the fair dressed as his favorite animal.

Last Friday, we showed you "Giant Tortoise Too Giant for Doggy Door" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

Literal titles are the worst.  "Giant Tortoise Too Giant for Doggy Door" does a good job describing this video, but it avoids touching on the subtext.  What about the subtext!?

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was Davesucks who wrote, "In Ireland, that's called going to bed."  Ah, racism…  Works every time to win over Tosh.0 fans.  Congratulation, Davesucks!  Let's hope that Dave really does suck.