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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Eyeball licking is a thing in Japan, and it's causing pink eye. Neat.
• Advice from TV dads, which somehow doesn't include "stay off the pole."
• A Kate Upton naked body paint gif. It looks like she's wearing clothes but she isn't!!
• 29 people who are doing it right. 30 if you count me not wearing pants right now.
• A baby tries to eat the food in a magazine. What a stupid baby!
• Behind the scenes at the Tonys looks STRESSFUL.
• A ladybug playing with sprinkles is my #1 find of the day.
• One Million Moms doesn't like the new sexy Kraft ads. What, you don't want to be One Million Horny Moms?
• 10 facts about farting is both silly and informative.
• Girls in yoga pants. Guys, you'll only get them if you lose the beer gut.
• And a bonus link! The women of the Hooter's swimsuit pageant. What the hell is that, you ask? Good question.

[still via Huffington Post]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Funny TV freeze frames. I feel like I'd love to be attacked by Cheetos.
• Semen is the newest superfood. Let me know when Odwalla starts selling it.
• This 2Chainz freestyle is… well okay it's bad.
• 7 wedding dresses made out of toilet paper. Who says trailer park weddings can't be FANCY?
• Here are the Miss USA competitors. Helllllo Miss Alabama!
• Steven Seagal dancing. When is he going to pull out weapons and go beast mode?
• A penis drawing robot! If there's one thing we need a robot to do in 2013, it's draw a dick.
• Hot blondes, who certainly look like they're having more fun.
• 20 celebs on Vine. Snoop Dogg's wake and bake is obviously the winner.
• And another Mister Rogers Remix. You just can't have too many.

[photo via World Wide Interweb]

Be on the lookout for a pretty swell guy.

[via Buzzfeed]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Waka Flocka Flame in the studio. Yeah he makes MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
• DVD that smells like pizza. Don't eat your DVDs.
• A doctor prescribed blowjobs. Suddenly husbands care about their wives' health.
• An Oreo spoon. This just in: your hands work fine for this task.
• 15 hotties you should be following on Instagram. Wait am I not on there??
• A Dutch TV host drank breast milk from a woman's titties. Where are the Dutch pancakes when you need 'em.
• Here's Anthony Weiner singing If I Only Had A Brain. Seems about right.
• Weed bacon? Eat bacon get high want food eat more bacon get more high. Slippery slope.
• Zombie Parkour is so internet trendy I'm surprised there isn't a cat meme in it.
• Another Busey Zone! This time talking about butt plugs and cows.
• And how to make a mini bow and arrow with flame arrows. It's summer. Get crafty.

[photo via Buzzfeed]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

One day we'll be great, and then you won't be able to watch it at all.

And here's a special What You're Saying About Sam:

You're so sweet! Thank you for believing in my life choices.

He's had the soul patch since he was 9.

[via Izismile]

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Happy hump day! Who doesn't love butts.
• Autotune of the Charles Ramsay interview. The magic of the internet strikes again.
• How 10 porn stars lost their virginity. Shockingly not with the loves of their lives.
• Parkour fail compilation because FALLING! Classic.
• Tiger Woods got drunk at the Met Gala, thinks his eyes look totally sober.
• A 17-year-old invents program to keep Twitter from spoiling your favorite TV shows. How smart do you feel now?
• Don't do meth. Ever.
• Thief steals FOUR laptops by hiding them under cat food. Never. Trust. Cat people.
• 17 internet dating profiles that will make you stay single. So many sword references.
• And a big girl movin' it. Everything about this makes sense to me.

[photo via The Chive]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0

The fact that you think a "whole box" of Mac and Cheese is a lot makes you 100% a chick.

Wake me when they get to the swimsuit competition.

[via Gawker]