Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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When is TLC going to reward completely normal humans who get married and have a normal amount of kids at a normal age in a normal manner with their own TV show?
[via Buzzfeed]
In the eighties, Kelly Ripa was on a show where they "spotlighted" teens very seductively slow-dancing with each other. I guess that was a thing people liked to watch on TV then. I don't know, I was busy watching Fraggle Rock.
This kind of reminds me of a 20 Seconds on the Clock we did last season. Kids are the cutest.
Anyway, I sincerely hope this is the creepiest video of teens slow-dancing you'll see today. Weirdo.
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Do you hate your bangs? Because you should.
And if you don't, then you haven't watched enough Tosh.0. Three or four episodes of bang-bashing in a row and any sane person would be pinning those bad boys back.
Anyway, good news, brave bang-havers! You can be on a national TV show! A TV show dedicated to hating bangs!
That's pretty much like being on Tosh.0. Dreams do come true for the ugly!
[via Buzzfeed]
We see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from Mike M. in response to a porn star's Valentine's Day.
I'll explain Boardwalk Empire, Mike. But just know that you're the one that changed the subject from porn to prohibition.
Boardwalk Empire is a period drama focusing on Enoch "Nucky" Thompson, a political figure who rose to prominence and controlled Atlantic City, New Jersey during the Prohibition period of the 1920s and 1930s. Nucky interacts with several historical figures in both his personal and political life, including mobsters, politicians, government agents, and the common folk who look up to him.
Okay. Now someone explain Shameless to me.
"Oh good! They're making a Simpsons porn parody." – No one
"I was hoping someone would take this one untarnished thing from my childhood and sexualize it." – No one
"I've always kind of thought Marge was hot." - You, probably
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