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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

'Boys' Is Like 'Girls' With Better Bodies

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 30, 2012 at 6:00PM

It's always the gross one that wants to get naked.

[via HyperVocal]

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'Squirls' Is Like 'Girls', Except Better

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 11, 2012 at 2:00PM

The good news is they're already naked so we don't have to dread those scenes.

[via Buzzfeed]

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Newlyweds Kissing For The First Time

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 28, 2011 at 5:00PM

When is TLC going to reward completely normal humans who get married and have a normal amount of kids at a normal age in a normal manner with their own TV show?

[via Buzzfeed]

The Creepiest Video Of Teens Slow-Dancing You'll See Today

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 5, 2011 at 2:00PM

In the eighties, Kelly Ripa was on a show where they "spotlighted" teens very seductively slow-dancing with each other. I guess that was a thing people liked to watch on TV then. I don't know, I was busy watching Fraggle Rock.

This kind of reminds me of a 20 Seconds on the Clock we did last season. Kids are the cutest.

Anyway, I sincerely hope this is the creepiest video of teens slow-dancing you'll see today. Weirdo.

[via Huffpo]

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The Best 'Idol' Reaction Video You'll See Today

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 22, 2011 at 3:00PM

OHHHH. OHHHH. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. OH. OHHHH. OOOOH. OHHHHHH. OOOOOOH. OOOH. OH. OOOH. OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH. OOH. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. OHHHHHHHH.

[via Videogum]

Do You Hate Your Bangs?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 25, 2011 at 3:00PM

Do you hate your bangs? Because you should.

And if you don't, then you haven't watched enough Tosh.0. Three or four episodes of bang-bashing in a row and any sane person would be pinning those bad boys back.

Anyway, good news, brave bang-havers! You can be on a national TV show! A TV show dedicated to hating bangs!

That's pretty much like being on Tosh.0. Dreams do come true for the ugly!

[via Buzzfeed]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 18, 2011 at 5:00PM

I guess the show does have a bit of a buttchin.

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Irrelevant Comment of the Week

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 17, 2011 at 7:00PM

We see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from Mike M. in response to a porn star's Valentine's Day.

I'll explain Boardwalk Empire, Mike. But just know that you're the one that changed the subject from porn to prohibition.

Boardwalk Empire is a period drama focusing on Enoch "Nucky" Thompson, a political figure who rose to prominence and controlled Atlantic City, New Jersey during the Prohibition period of the 1920s and 1930s. Nucky interacts with several historical figures in both his personal and political life, including mobsters, politicians, government agents, and the common folk who look up to him.

Okay. Now someone explain Shameless to me.

[Wikipedia]

Things That Exist: The Simpsons Porn Parody

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 12, 2011 at 3:00PM

"Oh good! They're making a Simpsons porn parody." – No one

"I was hoping someone would take this one untarnished thing from my childhood and sexualize it." – No one

"I've always kind of thought Marge was hot." - You, probably

[via Gawker.TV]

Charlie Brown Let Loose This Thanksgiving

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 24, 2010 at 11:00AM

His new wife was all like, "Wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah."

[via Reddit]

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