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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 19

Everyone's An Olympian

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 3, 2012 at 11:00AM

None of them get their periods.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Nobody's Perfect

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 24, 2012 at 6:00PM

Finally. A legitimate answer to the worst interview question.

[via i-a-b]

Mr. Wizard Is A Dick

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 17, 2012 at 6:00PM

"Haven't you ever seen a sliced banana before?" -You, every time you need a comeback, forever

[via Videogum]

He Got No Skillz

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 13, 2012 at 1:00PM

It takes one glance at that short tie to know he's bad at lickin' b-hole.

[via FailBlog]

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Now That Guy Knows How to Use Twitter

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 7, 2012 at 1:00PM

You know you're desperate to get laid when you're sexting Storage Wars.

[via Reddit]

I'm Not Sure What Country This Is, But It Appears They Like to Drink

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 29, 2012 at 11:00AM

"So, let's see… Tip a dollar a drink… Here's your THREE DOLLARS, BRO."

[via VVV]

Get Nervous on 'Wheel of Fortune' Much?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 16, 2012 at 12:00PM

You know, dude…  A magic "wand."  It's that thing you wish you had to make this embarrassing video disappear off YouTube.

[via Gawker]

Have You Seen This Bird?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 15, 2012 at 3:00PM

If you do, tell her to fucking shut up about the sparrow that sat on her head.

[via i-a-b]

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Don't Worry, It's Only Seal Masturbating

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 24, 2012 at 10:00AM

Just cause you don't have Heidi Klum around anymore doesn't mean you've lost your libido.

[via BuzzFeed]

Unjustified Fears

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 6, 2012 at 11:00AM

Then someone loaned her a dictionary.

[via y0uraveragemuggle]

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