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He doesn't always pick his nose but when he does, he makes sure we're live.
To summarize: Ian the octopus man is an octopus man (but is NOT your boyfriend), cat people are highly sexual, that British dude is not convinced, you have a cat grandmother, you have sex with aliens at bus stops (where else would you do it, honestly), briefcase game time, you're friends with The Greys, the British dude makes a bad Grey's Anatomy joke.
A hundred mothers who dropped their daughters off in Red Wings jerseys are sobbing uncontrollably right now.