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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

Snoop Dogg Knows the Price of Paper Towels

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 4, 2012 at 1:00PM

I haven't watched The Price Is Right in a long time — I haven't been able to stay home sick from school in 16 years — but apparently nowadays Snoop Dogg might drop in on your pricing game.

A couple weeks ago, he was on Celebrity Week and helped this girl win a car.

'Cause you know Snoop's double checking the circular before dropping into Ralphs to grab himself a jar of Hidden Valley Ranch.

[via ratsoff]

Top Secret Racist Episode of 'Fraggle Rock' Uncovered After 27 Years!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 18, 2011 at 10:00AM

In the same episode, if you listen closely you can hear Boober whispering, "If you can hear this, you've been smokin' too much weed around your fuckin' kids, man."

[via The Daily What]

'Game Of Thrones' F***ing Theme Song Lyrics

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 14, 2011 at 2:00PM

Winter is fucking coming, you guys.

[via Buzzfeed]

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If You're Going To Recreate The 'Full House' Intro, At Least Do It Right!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 10, 2011 at 2:00PM

Come ooooooon, Lauren and Michael! What was that shit?! I mean, the beginning was great. I was in love with you guys after the second time your names appeared on the screen. But then I lost interest.

I don't know, maybe I got too old for your show in those few seconds. Maybe I moved on to something edgier, like a "Boy Meets World" recreation.

I just wanted more.

We can only hope that ten years from now Michael Kaplan will stay relevant by doing the dirtiest stand-up set anyone has ever heard at the Hollywood Improv. And if we're lucky, we'll be there to witness him say that he would totally bang his twin daughters.

[via Videogum]

What Do ESPN and Penis Have in Common?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 2, 2011 at 4:00PM

Well, for starters, 4 letters.

[via It Makes No Sense]

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Trolling Ruins Lives

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 21, 2011 at 10:00AM

"I've seen the video for Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up' so many times, I can't even enjoy it anymore!" – Alyssa

[via Izismile]

Quit Crowding the TV

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 13, 2011 at 12:00PM

Pretty sure those two are the only ones in the world who are excited that the Buffalo Sabres season has started again.

[via Izismile]

Poolside Entertainment

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 12, 2011 at 5:00PM

Honey, come inside. The news is saying there was a flood.

[via reddit]

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It's the '90s!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 29, 2011 at 1:00PM

Ah, the 1990s! I grew up during the '90s! They were my formative years!

I drank my first beer in the '90s!

Aaaaand… I don't remember much else.

Good times.

[via The High Definite]

2011 Emmys Highlights

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 19, 2011 at 3:00PM

Here's a round-up of all the important moments from last night's Emmys.

  • Daniel's face showed up for exactly one second in the Reality/Variety montage. Amazing! We did it!
  • Jane Lynch made one funny joke:?A lot of people are very curious why I?m a lesbian? Ladies and gentleman, the cast of Entourage.? HA!

And then the four-hour-long broadcast was over. Congrats to Jane Lynch and Daniel's face.

Tune in next year when Tosh.0 gets a second and a half of montage airtime!

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