Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- THIS GUY's American Idol audition. Sane? You decide.
- A vagina toaster you should get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day.
- 25 people having a bad day. I got a great parking spot today so I am not one of them.
- American Apparel mannequins now have a full bush. Of course.
- Peter Dinklage riding a Razor scooter. I just like it, okay?
- Chocolate-flavored chicken is coming to LA. Nice try, we don't eat carbs.
- 30 deleted sports tweets. Smooth.
- Bad ideas for the weekend, aka super sexy chicas.
- A puppy listening to guitar to give you some cuteness.
- And real-life Emojis are SO SCARY. SO. SCARY.
[video via Barstool]