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What You Need for the Opening Night of 'Eclipse'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 29, 2010 at 3:00PM

Eclipse, the newest installment in the Twilight Saga, will be released tonight at midnight! Many people are wondering what they'll need for a safe and enjoyable opening night so I've put together this short, definitive list to help you get the most out of the event.

If You're A Girl

  • Tickets to the 12:01 am showing
  • Kleenex
  • Shirt, necklace, and tattoo declaring which "team" you're on

If You're A Guy

  • Fake fangs and/or fur bodysuit
  • A spot outside the theater at 2:00 am
  • Twilight condoms
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