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Number one place to shop for engagement rings: Bed, Bath & Beyond. Number one way to not get proposed to: want this ring.

And if you asked for your lady's hand in marriage with this one, maybe it's time for an upgrade.

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"Uh oh." -Something Jennifer Aniston has never said when her nipples pop up.

And don't forget to check out the Bad Lip Reading of Tosh.0!!

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Indy Wrestler Messes Up (above)
• Guy Shoots Himself
• Nasal Pore Hummus
• Lil? Qeada
• Eagle Fox Cat
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Black Kick Fight
• Pulling over a cop
• Web Redemption raw clip: Virgin Trampoline Jumper
• Girl Punches
• Redneck Rant
• Bad Lip Reading: Twilight
• Guy Eats Deodorant

Of course she cheated on him! He slapped a fish! Who the hell does that?!

[via Tastefully Offensive]

By "leave them alone", she means make a Youtube video discussing the scandal in such a ridiculous way that it will definitely go viral, just in case other people hadn't heard about it yet.

[via The DW]

Thank her for not being this woman.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

There comes a time in every guy's life when he realizes that the girl he thinks he loves actually sucks. And I am talking about Jacob's feelings for Bella.

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Hey, um, guys. It's like Valentine's Day. Why not have the most romantical person in Hollywood tell you what that means?

The more spot-on her impression of Kristen Stewart gets, the more you'll want to kill her.

[via Stuff, previously: K-Stew Explains Christmas]

Hopefully that gun has silver bullets.

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"Well, I mean not as hot as Taylor Lautner, but still hot." – Dad

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