Thank her for not being this woman.
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There comes a time in every guy's life when he realizes that the girl he thinks he loves actually sucks. And I am talking about Jacob's feelings for Bella.
Hopefully that gun has silver bullets.
"Well, I mean not as hot as Taylor Lautner, but still hot." – Dad
We can learn a lot from Kristen Stewart.
We can learn the small things. Like if you need to convey nervousness, thoughtfulness, or lust, bite your lip. Or if you need to convey confusion, embarrassment, or indifference, touch your hair.
But we can also learn the big things. Like the story of Christmas.
Happy, um, holidays. Everybody.