twilight

We can learn a lot from Kristen Stewart.

We can learn the small things. Like if you need to convey nervousness, thoughtfulness, or lust, bite your lip. Or if you need to convey confusion, embarrassment, or indifference, touch your hair.

But we can also learn the big things. Like the story of Christmas.

Happy, um, holidays. Everybody.

[via Tastefully Offensive, previously: Public Speaking Lessons from Kristen]

In other news, this is the fifth grossest woman to have ever gotten a Twilight tattoo.

No one wants to see her box opening no matter how high they got this weekend.

[via CollegeHumor]

The Internet's favorite movie trailer reviewer is back. Put your headphones on and turn the volume way down. Because she is PASSIONATE.

I don't love anything as much as this girl loves Twilight. And I'm completely fine with it.

[nuttymadam]

I've read all the Twilight books and seen all of the movies so I can say firsthand that this is a pretty good summary of the series.

Also, the Kristen Stewart lip bite.

You're all caught up now.

[SHUTUPDENNIS via Stuff I Stole]

The worst thing in the world is to be rich and famous and dating a guy that every other girl dreams of. It's even more unbearable when movie roles just keep getting offered to you.

Being wildly successful and popular can be hard. Especially because sometimes people want you to speak. You know, when you're accepting awards and stuff.

So if you need pointers on the art of speechmaking, take them from reluctant starlet Kristen Stewart. She was forced into the spotlight. But she may as well sell a few DVDs while she's there.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

"Actors today are so spoiled.  Back in my day, we did oral!" – Laurence Olivier

[via Reddit]

This college is awesome.  They even gave me transfer credit for the week I worked at the Claire's Boutique at the Galleria.

[via EPICponyz]

Ha!  These guys are hilarious!  They should write a book!

Maybe something about vampires.  I hear that's popular.

[via Reddit]

Every day we see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from Brianna Dimarino in response to a horrific photo of a Twilight tattoo.

I hate when people leave comments that have nothing to do with the posts they comment on.

Gross and gross.

On the other hand, her cat art is really quite lovely.

[via reddit]