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There are "book" smarts and then there are "knowin yous ugly" smarts.

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Same goes for his girlfriend. But at least she's running!

ZING.

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Christ, and this coming from a car that is so fucking ugly people just write on it with permanent marker.

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"Ooh!  It matches my bedspread!" – a fucking insane person

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Well that explains why she's so fat.

BOOM. Double your mom joke.

Which is just a single your mom joke because she's so fat.

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"This place is a scam. They don't even mention that you'll be less funny!" -Former Member Seth Rogen

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I know. Fuck.

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What is 'Things Harrison Ford Has Been In', Alex?

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Hey, my eyes are up here.

No, not there. On the other side of my head.

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Has anyone ever told you that your vagina reminds them of Longhorn Steakhouse?

Just wondering.

I'm guessing you think this tattoo is beautiful too. So we know what that says about your vagina.

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