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Does this guy in an oatmeal sweater photobomb the shit out of British news, or does this guy in an oatmeal sweater photobomb the shit out of British news.

More here. Look, but don't touch. I got dibs.

[via The Chive]

"Sweetheart I don't know what to say besides… Pussy's always worth it."

[via Break]

The 91-year-old was alerted by a woman after she saw him "placing our Tommy?s third birthday card" in the dog waste bin instead of the postbox across the street.

Wow.� Two years.� That's probably almost �20 in birthday card money down the drain.

Read the full article here.

[via Happy Place]

I think the answer you're searching for is 'duh'.

And you thought it was bad that time the hairdresser cut your sideburns too short!�Next time you're whining about anything just remember, you could be in Russia.

Many women, including myself, subscribe to the notion that everything sounds cooler when you say it with an accent.

If you admit that that hardest craft you've ever done is your hair, we will laugh at you. But if you tell us in a British accent, we will take our pants off.

Can't explain it. We just will.

Point is, I already like this show better than Jersey Shore.

Hopefully it lives up to its American predecessor so Holly can make $32,000 to speak at whatever the UK equivalent of Rutgers is.

[via Dlisted, Today]

There are 8 days left to bid on the snow-covered surprise car for sale on eBay. It's a gamble but the seller promises satisfaction:

We believe you, sir. The all-caps Comic Sans shows us you mean business!!!

Man, remember when you used to have to look in the paper for a used car then you had to go and snow it up yourself? The Internet has changed everything.

[via reddit]

Okay, but how recently have they been used?

[via The Daily What]

The Ugly Bug Ball is a UK-based dating site that launched last week�for the "aesthetically challenged" .

Founder Howard James said, ?It?s a sad fact that up to half of the UK is made up of ugly people yet amazingly nobody has ever thought of providing a dating service for them.?

Howard James know that when it comes to online dating, there's no need to sugar coat things.

And now that beautiful people, cougars, and ugly people all have their outlet, I think it's safe to finally start the dating site I've wanted to create for a few years now.

It's for people that hate camping and sour cream.�It's going to be called 'Put Away Your Tent, No I Don't Want A Dollop of Daisy Singles Meet-Up'. And it's going to revolutionize the way indoorsy, fermented-dairy-product-haters date online. I think it'll be a hit!

[via Newser]

One Salisbury Journal reporter is basking in the limelight after her four sentence long story received 130,000 views over the weekend. I'd like to add to that mayhem by posting it here.

Police in Ringwood are also investigating holes in a shirt that was left atop a hamster's cage. More on that story later.

[via Reddit]

The U.K.'s Mail Online reported yesterday that "an air passenger was arrested under the Terrorism Act and held in a police cell for seven hours after joking on Twitter he would blow an airport 'sky high' if his flight was delayed."

This reinforces a very valuable lesson: Twitter is intended to let your friends know what your doing… but the government isn't your friend.� Not by a long shot.� Why do you think they charge you taxes every year?� It's because they don't like you.

But like any good enemy, the government is always tracking you online so they can exploit any possible mistakes you may make.

That's why you have to be careful what you tweet.� Because the government knows that when the terrorists do strike again, they'll certainly broadcast that information publicly to the world via Twitter.� That's how good terrorists operate.

I might get arrested for spreading this classified information online (they're watching me too, you know) but the real reason they were able to apprehend the underwear bomber is because he tweeted, "i'm not happy to see you. that IS a bomb in my pants. LOL!" before boarding the plane.