umbrella

"I have to pay for my hair appointments. Daddy buys the tech stuff."

[via I am Bored]

He gets his abs from the Hawaiian side of the family.

[via IHC]

You can actually buy this "Dogbrella" via Hammacher Schlemmer.

This will leave your other hand free to hold a gun you can use to shoot yourself in your cold, wet head as you're walking around your dog with his "Dogbrella."

[via The Daily What]

We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Jedediah.

He's trying to hide his enormous boner from Google Earth.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSHSMOM to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

Laugh all you want, but his hat is perfectly dry.

We dug through every single comment looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user Loose Nut.

Just what every transient needs? an umbrella,
4 jackets, and enough food for five days.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSH to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Think you're funnier than Tosh.0?  Post your own joke about this picture in the comments.  Then check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorite!

Unfortunately, the umbrella doesn't stop the droppings
once the pigeons get under it.