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In a sticky situation? Call the Jizz Whiz!

And look, folks. There's no chance of a completely uncut spoiler alert because that would be five hours long, and… ain't nobody got time for that.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

There are a lot more graphic things you could be watching at that hour… Like the infomercial for Sticky Nips.

Tonight, Daniel gets sex advice from p***y eating expert Chicago Al.

But first, check out this full, uncensored version we're not allowed to show you on TV!

You're welcome, gentlemen. And you're really welcome, ladies.

30 minutes of Tosh.0 not enough for you.  Want 25 minutes more?

Check out Daniel's completely unedited and uncensored Spoiler Alert for The Human Centipede above.

To fight the explosion of sexist nut shot clips online, Daniel introduced a new genre of video to the Internet.

Make your own Cooter Kicks videos and leave us a link in the comments! But be careful not to hurt your lady friends.

Tosh.0 viewers surprise their friends, relatives, and enemies with their complete and unequivocal trust.

We've been told to ask you to stop sending in your own Surprise Trust Fall videos because these things can be dangerous! But if you leave a link in the comment section, there's really nothing we can do about that.

This week's celebrity video comes from Bree Olson and Dave Attell. As promised, a less-censored version: