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This week's unclaimed domain:

ScareTheShitOutOfKids.com

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Saturday is Halloween. When you're too old to trick-or-treat, there's only one thing left to do: ScareTheShitOutOfKids.com.

Here are some things you could put on ScareTheShitOutOfKids.com:

• A collection of videos of people who ScareTheShitOutOfKids.
• A bunch of pictures that ScareTheShitOutOfKids.
• A flash maze video game that helps people ScareTheShitOutOfKids.
• Or, just buy it and forward it to the Tosh.0 Blog!

For the first time ever, last week's unclaimed domain name went unclaimed! It's still unregistered! But the week before's finally has a site on there! From the site:

I think I was drunk when I read the Tosh.0 blog on Comedy Central about this unclaimed domain name. So then I bought the damned thing. Now what the hell do I do with it?

That's what I like to hear! Too bad people weren't more drunk last week.

If you're too drunk to buy a domain name, here's a how-to. Grab ScareTheShitOutOfKids.com before you sober up!

This week's unclaimed domain:

ZachBraffIsDead.com

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This week, there was a scare on Twitter that Zach Braff was dead. You can read about it at Urlesque, but to summarize: Zach Braff is not actually dead. That whole thing got me thinking… How could someone profit off this hoax? With a website.

Here are some things you could do with ZachBraffIsDead.com:

• Make a conspiracy theory message board which purports that Zach Braff actually is dead.
• List of ways the writers could kill J.D. (Zach Braff) in Scrubs, thus complying with his contract of only six more episodes.
• Do nothing with it until Zach Braff actually dies, then sell the site for a lot of money.
• Or, just buy it and forward it to the Tosh.0 Blog!

Zach Braff probably has at least another 60 years in him — but this domain does not! Buy it before someone else does. If you're not sure how to buy a domain name, here's the scoop.

I'm pretty excited about last week's unclaimed domain name, WasFeed.com (a play on BuzzFeed). Someone's setting it up on a blogging platform — it might actually be a real site some day…

This week's unclaimed domain:

PartyScowl.com

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Just when you thought "party foul" was a hip new phrase, here comes "party scowl" — an awesome play on words with countless interpretations.

Here are some potential uses for PartyScowl.com:

• A forum for disgruntled politicians.
• A photo-blog of user-submitted Facebook pictures of unhappy people at social gatherings.
• A compilation of negative reviews of Nick Swardson's comedy album.
• A table listing the punishments for committing each and every party foul. Bonus points for letting users submit videos/images of friends undergoing their decrees.
• Or, just buy it and forward it to the Tosh.0 Blog!

Thanks to last week's unclaimed domain name, I now know that God has written a new bible — because God bought the domain and forwarded it to His latest project. From the site (AOWOL.com):

This Holy Bible is the New Testament along with a new book entitled God's New Law, which bears testimony of God's religion without doctrine, forgiving Homosexuality and Fornication.

My guess is, He won't be interested in partyscowl.com, but someone else surely is! Buy it quickly, before time runs out.

This week's unclaimed domain:

AOWOL.com

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Two years ago, all of the four-letter domains were purchased. Five-letters is the new frontier! So, this is a great investment!

AOWOL is a portmanteau of two different acronyms: AOL and AWOL. Typically, AWOL is pronounced "a"-wall, so this play-on-words is pronounced "a"-"o"-wall — which makes it sound awesomely similar to both words.

Here are some potential uses for AOWOL.com:

• A page displaying the text: "American Online Way of Life," which hyperlinks to 4chan.org.
• Remember that guy who couldn't convince them to cancel his AOL account? A site about people who just leave the country and never pay AOL again.
• A list of email addresses @aol.com that don't work anymore.
• An image of Woll Smoth that links to AOL.com. (You could also buy "AOWollSmoth.com")
• Or, just buy it and forward it to the Tosh.0 Blog!

Last week's Unclaimed Doman, CoffeeGoggles.com, was purchased by a beer paraphernalia website called FratToys (another commendable domain name). Hurry up and nab AOWOL.com before someone else does!

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This week's unclaimed domain:

WaterBoreding.com

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You're watching Fox News (just pretend). It's five pundits rehashing old debates about rendition and Karl Rove. It's boring. It's really boring. You are being "water boreded."

That clever little witticism in dot com form is still up for grabs. We're just as surprised as you are.

Here are some potential uses for waterboreding.com:

• A blog about ways to distract yourself whilst engaging in the most monotonous and inhumane sport on the planet, swimming.
• A database of MP3s to pass the time while torturing someone 266 times.
• A review site about the world?s most interesting beverages.
• A Java game with no way of winning, where you just watch someone wakeboarding from the back of a boat.
• Or, just buy it and forward it to the Tosh.0 Blog!

Last week's Unclaimed Doman, runninglatte.com, was purchased by Vanessa Heckman in a matter of moments! So, act quickly! This post alone will probably give you enough backlinks for 5 or 6 hits.

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