underwear

For the prostitute, I mean. She got to have pizza!

[via i-a-b]

When grandma said she was going to knit me something, this wasn't what I was expecting.

Though it does finally explain why she asked me my penis size…

[via Izismile]

Yeah…  I'm actually more of a "ball size guy," so this doesn't really apply to me.

Because most women I meet don't care about penis size, they like guys with giant balls.  At least that's what they tell me.

Call me when the invent underwear with a built in caliper.

[via BuzzFeed]

On the tenth day of Tosh, we give to thee, Lords a-leaping…

Ladies Dancing, Maids a-milking, Swans a-swimming, Geese a-laying, Golden Rings, Calling Birds, French Hens, Turtle Doves, and a Partridge In A Pear Tree.

No explanation necessary.

In what can only be described as TMZ's finest reporting hour, they've brought news that Queen Elizabeth II's panties are up for sale.

Whadaya got for me?

Some weirdo has kept the Queen's underwear for 40 years and now they're being auctioned off.

Great. Get a pic. Lay them out on that crunchy paper they use at doctor's offices.

The estate is looking to get $9,000 for the royal skivvies. Oh, fame.

We commoners can only hope that one day we'll be important enough to sell our used underwear.

[via TMZ]

Daniel puts 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of an out-of-work clown.

Yeah, that's right, kid.  Nothing down there at all.  Move along now.

[via Reddit]

(Kinda NSFW)

Sometimes I find videos that I know you guys will love. This is one such video.

How do I know you'll love it? Because I know your interests. Like CPR. And… other life-saving procedures.

You may be wondering why they're in undies. Or you may not. In fact, you're probably not even reading this anymore.

Alright, guys, we'll reconnect later when I bring you Babes Doing Brain Surgery. You'll love it too. It's brain surgery!

[via Unique Daily]

Last Friday, we showed you "Broken Wear" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

The video above is called "Broken Wear" which though not the worst title ever, doesn't make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Based on your votes, the winner of last week's Rename This Video was Eric T. with his politically charged title "Just a normal video of two totally straight Republicans getting 'pumped up' before the big Tea Party protest rally."  See, I didn't realize you Tosh.0 Blog readers were a bunch of liberal pooftahs, but apparently, Eric did.  So congratulations, Eric, on winning this week's vote!