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The iguanas are heading for higher ground after this kid shit his pants in fear.

[via Reddit]

You'd be pissed too if you had to take a seasonal second job just because your saplings wanted new ornaments this year.

Sometimes you gotta wonder why you even pollinate.

[via Reddit]

We dug through every single comment looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user Avatar.

Soon after, the whale had to inform the other animals
at Six Flags that he is a registered sex offender.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSH to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Think you're funnier than Tosh.0? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorite!

I never forgot the horror of my first kiss.