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Chinese university students who were evacuated during their graduation due to a fire took the opportunity to snap some celebratory photos.

The Daily Mail reports one student said, "It's too big of a coincidence to see the university on fire today, as it's also graduation day. The students are filled with love in seeing the school burn."

Alright, you win this round, China.  But America's not through.  This is the greatest country in the world.  We'll figure out ways to show how much we hate school that you've never even dreamed of.

No one hates education more than America.  No one!

[via Gawker]

Send them a lot of gifts.  They need to make some big differences.

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As reported by WTAE Pittsburgh:

"At Shippensburg University, getting access to Plan B, the emergency contraception pill is as easy as getting a soda. Students can now buy the pill at a vending machine on campus."

It's nice to give students such easy access.  Because let's be honest, if you're enrolled at Shippensburg University, this isn't the first time in life you've gone with plan B.

[via The Daily What]

Last night we filmed LIVE from Arizona State University! Two shows, 6,000 students, one giant green screen.

Tune in Tuesday, September 20th at 10PM to see the ALL NEW episode!

Tosh.0 is taping an episode from a college campus this year and we've been asking you guys to send in videos explaining why Daniel should come to your school.

Our favorite entry so far comes from Texas State.

YEEHAW!

Don't give up just yet, other girls in bikinis. You can still upload your videos HERE.

Last week, I showed you a Campus Invasion submission that was the Avatar of entries. It was too good, too long, and the people in it were blue tried too hard.

I encouraged you to stop overachieving and aim lower.

This guy knew what I was talking about.

In just one minute, Jeremy offends Tosh.0, makes fun of himself, drinks beer and smokes hookah.

A solid effortless effort.

That being said, we're never fucking going to your Mom's house.

Tell Daniel why he should visit your real college by uploading an entry HERE.

NEED TO SELL ADDERALL?

Just call your guidance counselor to let him know you'd like to attend med school.  He'll put you on the proper track for a pre-med major such as biology.  If you commit yourself to four years of academic excellence, your grades may be strong enough to get you into med school.  Once there, you will have to complete four additional years of coursework and on-the-job training (also known as "rotations").  At the end of this period, you will be required to practice as a psychiatric resident for a final four years (bringing your total post-baccalaureate commitment to eight years), after which, you will finally be eligible to take your board examinations.  Assuming you pass, you will become a licensed psychiatrist, at which point, you may prescribe Adderall for certain patients assuming your expert medical opinion concludes this to be the best option in any particular case.

OR YOU CAN JUST WRITE YOUR PHONE NUMBERS ON A FUCKING WHITE BOARD.

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So it's not just their basketball team that's shitty!

(Actually, their basketball team is having a decent season.  Go Bobcats!  Beat Ball State to advance to the semifinals of the Mid-American Conference tournament!!)

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You don't get to be Person of the Year without being exploited by a few Paraguayan universities.

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No, it's not worth it.

That's why I got my degree from a parking garage.

And look at me now…  Tosh.0 blogger.  Boom goes the dynamite.

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