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"No, I said BLOW UP the railroad." -Wile E. Coyote

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"Less time getting ridden by spoiled kids! More hay for everyone! Lower barn taxes!!"

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I hope those footies are gasoline and homeless man urine proof.

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Sometimes all your questions can be answered by simply looking to something higher.

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Last Thursday, we showed you "Blonde on an Escalator" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Blonde on an Escalator."  But you're going to give it a new, funnier title.  Because that's how "Rename This Video" works.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Rene Montez with her title, "That's nothing! The Mexican army can fit 40 soldiers in there." It's funny because Mexico doesn't even have an army, does it???  Congratulations, Rene!

Also, the economy is like your mom — it's f***ed the entire country.

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The Tosh.0 audience tweets their picks for Best Actor, Best Actress and Best Picture of the Year.