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Marriages Have Their Ups And Downs

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 26, 2013 at 4:00PM

"I don't understand, Larry! I've been eating so well."

"I hear doing laundry burns a lot of calories. And giving blowjobs. Dr. Oz said that. Maybe."

[via Acid Cow]

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At Least He's In A Button Down?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 25, 2013 at 4:00PM

He doesn't try to get this hairstyle, he just happens to sleep like a bat.

[via People of Walmart]

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That Slut's Getting Some Air

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 14, 2013 at 10:00AM

"No, I said BLOW UP the railroad." -Wile E. Coyote

[via Izismile]

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I Approve This Message

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 5, 2012 at 2:00PM

"Less time getting ridden by spoiled kids! More hay for everyone! Lower barn taxes!!"

[via Ratsoff]

Thumbs Up To YOU, Sir

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 28, 2012 at 2:00PM

I hope those footies are gasoline and homeless man urine proof.

[via The Chive]

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