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Ah, this clip harkens back to the good old days when our Wikipedia page was not locked.

If they ever pull the protection off that page again, god help us all.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Addictions can be tough, Austin.

But if your addiction becomes unmanageable, just remember the Tosh.0 Twelve-Step Program:

1. Admit that you are powerless over the Tosh.0 blog — only Carly and I can control the blog
2. Come to believe that a Power greater than you can restore you to sanity
3. That Power is getting a life.  We got things to do on the weekend.  Get yourself a hobby.  I suggest drinking.

Alright.  It's more of a Three Step Program.

But it's a good program.

Hey, haters always gonna hate, but now there's a site specifically for hating: Hater's World!

Hate away, anonymously. It's like anonymous Twitter, or Facebook, or MySpace…. you get the drift.  Hate on anything. Even …garlic bread?

"I'm hatin' on whoever created garlic bread. It tastes so damn good but it makes your breath smell like open ass."

Good work, America.

via Gorilla Mask

Twitter is down right now (so don't even bother clicking that hyperlink I provided).

What does this mean?

• Somewhere, someone is doing something meaningful with their life
• Somewhere, someone is expressing themselves in more than 140 characters
• Somewhere, a train isn't crashing because a conductor is texting in an update
• Somewhere, Ashton Kutcher has entered into what can medically be considered a coma
• Somewhere, a child is crying [That has nothing to do with Twitter.  Just a fact.  His father is an abusive alcoholic.]
• No one will ever read this post because I have no way to promote it
• No one will ever know what I had for lunch

If Twitter ever gets back up and running (Boy let's hope not!), you should take a moment to follow Daniel Tosh!

What are you doing while Twitter is down?  (No more than 140 characters, please.)

[P.S.  If you're honestly concerned, I had nothing for lunch.  So mull that one over for a second.]