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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

Wow

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 8, 2013 at 5:00PM

nohands

Never seen a Jedi pee before.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

bathroom

no hands

pee

peeing

piss

pissing

restroom

urinal

I Repeat DO NOT Use The Urinals

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 25, 2013 at 10:00AM

urinals

You should definitely pee on this chair though.

[via Imgur]

Tags: 

chair

do not

ew

gross

pee

piss

urinal

urine

use

Um, Sir? You're Snoozin' In The Pee Trough.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 12, 2013 at 2:00PM

sleepingbeauty

It's not the best place to sleep with your mouth open.

[via Izismile]

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asleep

bathroom

beauty

gross

nap

pee

public

sleep

sleeping

trough

urinal

urine

I Need Some ME Time

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 29, 2013 at 11:00AM

This is only weird until you realize he pees out of his butt.

[via Izismile]

When In Rome

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 22, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I don't say this often, but 'Nice dong, Grandma.'"

[via Acid Cow]

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bathroom

dong

drag

pee

peeing

penis

piss

urinal

urinals

It's Good To Switch It Up

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 5, 2012 at 3:00PM

This is a great way to practice your handstand while also peeing into your own mouth.

[via Two Guys One Account]

Here's One Way To Quench Your Thirst

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 10, 2012 at 1:00PM

His lunch is in the stalls.

[via Break]

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drink

ew

gross

guy

quench

thirst

urinal

Clowns'll Scare the Piss Out of You

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 25, 2012 at 10:00AM

You don't want to see his balloon animal.

[via I am Bored]

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bathroom

clown

scary

urinal

Everybody Vote For Hayley Wade

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 1, 2012 at 5:00PM

This is the same way Joe Biden got his gig.

[via IHC]

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college election

dick

sign

urinal

vote

Toilet Is Out Of Order

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 10, 2012 at 10:00AM

This is the specific plastic bag that Katy Perry is always saying she feels like.

[via BIOTV]

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bathroom

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