urinating

He wouldn't get away with it if they'd finally pass a law against doin' bro stuff in public.

[via Reddit]

I hope you've learned your lesson here, Liam: Only urinate on someone when they ask you to.  You'll find that special girl one day.

[via NickMom]

And you thought your depressing life was reason enough for binge drinking…

Well, in the not too distant future, you may look forward to extra trips to the restroom as a chance to participate in this competitive urination game.

Yes, you should be skeptical of anything that aims a "sensor" directly at your junk.

And you have to ask yourself, "Can technology really improve upon the good ol' fashioned sword fight?"

Still, the only real harm I see in this is the harm you'll cause your bladder by holding things in when attempting to top your high score.

Here's hoping they make a version for the iPad.  I've been looking for a good excuse to piss all over everyone's iPads.

[via VVV]