You should definitely pee on this chair though.
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It's not the best place to sleep with your mouth open.
I know what you're thinking: How could a father do that? Relax, he's a stranger.
It ain't Thanksgiving until a stream of urine shoots out of Uncle Carl's leotard.
[via It Makes No Sense]
Yesterday at a campaign rally in Cincinnati, a man was photographed urinating on a hill behind President Obama.
Or as I call it, "filling in the yellow ballot."
The rest of the president's campaign stops will now take place slightly closer to some bushes.
As reported by TMZ, tonight's episode of Fear Factor was to have featured a stunt where contestants drank a "full glass of donkey semen — with a glass of urine thrown in for good measure. Contestants had to drain both glasses in order to move on to the next round."
The episode has been pulled by NBC, presumably because of protests from donkeys who were sickened at the idea of being seen on the show Fear Factor.
At the very least, NBC can say no donkeys were harmed in the filming of the episode. The donkeys were exhausted but satisfied.
"Had beers with friends. Went shopping for some new clothes. Overall, it was a pretty uneventful weekend."
Don't feel bad for this guy. He did it on purpose. When you've got front row seats for the first game of the season you don't want to waste a single second in those crowded restrooms.
I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.
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