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That's Not A Water Fountain, Dylan

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 7, 2013 at 10:00AM

"What, like I'm just going to pee all my beer onto the ground and waste it like a moron?"

[via Break]

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No Peeing While Erotically Asphyxiating An LP

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 28, 2013 at 3:00PM

It seems like an overly specific sign, but for whatever reason this corner is a haven for sexual deviants who love little people, choking, and urine.

[via Uber Humor]

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asphyxiation

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Sex

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Melon Thief Karma

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 16, 2013 at 10:00AM

I would blame Kevin in building 5, but he's smelled like pee and resembled a buff rat since the day I met him.

[via Imgur]

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biology

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karma

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 18, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Barstool]

Park Bathrooms Are Filthy Anyway

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 7, 2013 at 6:00PM

At a certain age you start showing off that you still have a strong urine stream.

[via The Chive]