url shortening

Most URL shorteners have the same problem: They have nothing to do with Justin Bieber.

Not http://bieber.ly.  Bieber.ly intertwines Justin Bieber with your favorite website more gracefully than a duet with Ludacris.

I've already done you the favor of figuring out the Tosh.0 website's Biebified address.  It's http://bieber.ly/dcd5.

Now every time you visit the Tosh.0 blog, it'll be like gently embracing a 16-year-old boy.

[UPDATE: Apparently, Biebify-ing is no more!  The site has been taken down due to some sort of legal action.  I know it's tough, but try to keep it together.]

[via The Daily What]

Alright, don't get yourself all in a hissy!  These aren't actually carrots glazed with cum!  That's just the way the filename was automatically shortened for the site.

If you want to find the semen-glazed carrots you have to go to the page "semenencrustedcarrots_80468."

Delish!

[via BuzzFeed]