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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

Who Was Our Sexiest President?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 15, 2010 at 11:00AM

If you guessed Theodore Roosevelt… congratulations?

For Presidents Day, Nerve.com — a website who's qualifications to rank the sexiness of presidents is, at best, highly suspect — ranked The Top 43 Sexiest U.S. Presidents.

Personally, I can't imagine anything sexier than William Howard Taft's sexy 'stache, so seeing him as the second lowest on the list immediately made me biased…

But then again, what's the point of the Internet people if can't wildly speculate on subjects that no one in the world really cares about?  Debating the sexual merits of people who have been dead for, sometimes, centuries clearly falls into this category, so I say, this Presidents Day, let the weirdos have their fun.

As long as they don't take it too far.  I'm looking in your direction, James K. Polk's grave-robber!

[via The Daily What]

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