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How To Spot A Real American

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 18, 2013 at 11:00AM

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This is your best shot at banging 1980s-era Molly Ringwald.

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Everyone Needs a Hobby

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 1, 2012 at 3:00PM

I'm just glad Dubya's staying busy during retirement.

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Hang Your Laundry Elsewhere, Lady Liberty

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 22, 2012 at 1:00PM

Fun fact: These are slightly smaller than the average American's underpants.

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Debate Round-Up

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 4, 2012 at 3:00PM

Now it's even harder to tell who won.

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Olympic Athletes Are As Athletic As You Think They'd Be

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 23, 2012 at 2:00PM

Not as awesome as this athlete. But we love them nonetheless. USA! USA!

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Happy Birthday, America!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 4, 2012 at 1:00PM

Make sure you come up for air.

We've got a light load today but we'll be back in full tomorrow. Go eat a hot dog or something. USA! USA! USA!

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Let's Join This Kid In Celebrating America

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 3, 2012 at 4:00PM

When do the loud fireworks start?

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Look At My Arms! I Have Two Of Them!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 3, 2012 at 11:00AM

He would flick her off but…

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That's Some Quality Assembery

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 11, 2012 at 12:00PM

If I had to guess where in the USA, I'd lean towards Chinatown.

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Hey Look, I Found You the Dumbest Sunglasses of All Time

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 11, 2012 at 4:00PM

"Hi, Mr. President?  Can we invade Canada?  I'm getting way too much sunlight in my left eye."

(FYI, you can buy them on Amazon by wasting a mere $208.)

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