Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- The best used car ad ever. Extra junk in that trunk.
- A crazy naked guy ninja-ing in the subway. He must do yoga. And drugs.
- 24 things to do to a passed out friend, IF they leave their shoes on.
- Ciara got served on stage. Like, with a lawsuit.
- A 6th grade teacher showed his class Saw. Homework: Have nightmares!
- Kanye may have cheated on Kim with a model, and I use the term "model" loosely.
- A Wendy's location has a 9-patty burger, in case you want to kill yourself but aren't sure of the MEATIEST way to do it.
- A woman with a chainsaw and a ski mask chased kids around her neighborhood. What else is she supposed to do? Missouri is boring.
- Amanda Bynes is still on top of her Twitter game. And is coming out with an album.
- Top ten highest budget pornos. Remember when Pirates came out?! The good ol' days.
- And a very sexy Turkish model. Happy Humpday!
[photo via Buzzfeed]