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Usher could certainly record Horny Hobbit. That is, if Christina Aguilera hasn't beat him to the punch. Heyo!
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Usher could certainly record Horny Hobbit. That is, if Christina Aguilera hasn't beat him to the punch. Heyo!
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I've already forgotten who actually sings this song. Is it Drake? Jay-Z? Who cares. It's this guy now.
Rest assured that this is not the only cover he's done. Full discography here.
Last year I went to a karaoke bar and while I was on stage a friend of mine overheard someone at the next table say, "Wow. This girl is horrible." I've karaoked at least 20 times since. I'm sharing that story for no reason in particular.
Sing on, buddy. Sing on.
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This is who Usher was talking about when he said he wanted a lady in the street but a freak in the kitchen.
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It's not every day you get within face-kicking distance of Usher. So when you do, you have to really savor it.
Wear heels. Make it look like an accident. Pat his developing bruise with a sweaty towel. Live in the moment.
What I'm saying is, this girl is my new hero.
[via Break]
Usher and other celebrities made a vow last week to not tweet again until $1 million dollars was raised for Keep A Child Alive charity for AIDS.
But, as we all know because we all read this blog on a daily basis and never miss one single post, fans didn't really come through as planned. It's been a week and they still haven't raised half of the funds.
However, that didn't stop the singer from wishing a happy belated birthday to a friend. Then tweeting 3 more times this weekend.
There's AIDS. And then there's Usher's shout to "the lil homie Prince JB". Only one of those things can wait.
Lady Gaga, Kim Kardashian, Usher, and other celebs made the ultimate sacrifice to raise money for AIDS.
They vowed to not tweet again until fans donated $1,000,000. Cue gasps!
The thing is though, World AIDS Day came and went. And two days later, only $181,260 has been raised.
It's terrible because no money was made. But it's also hilarious because no money was made. And they've all vowed digital silence.
It could be a looong time before Kim Kardashian types again. But how will we know what she was paid to say about Millions of Milkshakes!?!!?
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There were quite a few things I was hoping to see in the preview for Never Say Never, Justin Bieber's 3-D biopic being released in February.
I made a list:
A baby Bieber playing a kitchen chair, dramatic concert footage, extremely overzealous fans, Jaden Smith, Justin on a Segway, footage of Bieber in the shower with another male, Usher, and an inspiring Bieber speech that ties in the title.
Let me just say, I am more than pleased right now. I never believed that much awesome could actually fit into one preview. Lesson learned. Never say never.
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