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Suck Job

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 3, 2014 at 11:00AM

This is the creepiest thing I've ever seen. What kind of psycho dog stays in the room when the vacuum's on?!

[via Izismile]

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Can't Wait For Christmas Morning

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 23, 2013 at 4:00PM

I'm not sure what pissed the wife off more. A giant penis shaped present under the tree or the fact that she got a vacuum for Christmas.

[via Imgur]

My Cat LOVES The Vacuum

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 2, 2013 at 2:00PM

Let's see those hotshots at Dyson make a model that tosses salad.

[via Prickly Legs]

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dust

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pet

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vacuum

The Finer Things

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 13, 2013 at 1:00PM

Might wanna upgrade to a pair of shorts that won't get sucked up into that flesh vortex.

[via Acid Cow]

Ambien Has A New Customer

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 21, 2013 at 8:00PM

Excited to surprise my girlfriend with a new Dyson on Christmas morning the same way.

[via 4Gifs]

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