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Peekaboo

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 14, 2013 at 11:00AM

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So THAT'S how Asians are born.

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Ohhh I See, A WOMEN'S Room

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 11, 2013 at 1:00PM

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"Yeah, I think you get the idea."-wood

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It's Best When It's Fresh

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 14, 2013 at 1:00PM

I would but I already ate five vaginas for breakfast.

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I Love Showering With My Girlfriend

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 8, 2013 at 11:00AM

Sharing this must be the worst part about having roommates.

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I Can See Your Vagina

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 18, 2013 at 2:00PM

Guess I should've just told you instead of opening this towing company.

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This Plaza Smells Like Fish

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 5, 2013 at 6:00PM

Must be that time of the month. (When I cash my checks at a store.)

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I Only Shop Here

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 7, 2012 at 5:00PM

"Come" inside and "snatch" up a "sausage". And don't forget to rub our "clitoris."

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If This License Plate Doesn't Mean What I Think It Means, I Have No Idea What It Means

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 12, 2012 at 11:00AM

Every guy thinks he wants a girl with a clean vag, but usually women like that are just into douches.

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Better Fresh Than Not Fresh

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 21, 2011 at 1:00PM

Oh, other countries.  Why are your words always slang for our private parts?

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Autocorrect of the Day

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 8, 2010 at 5:00PM

So they didn't find the gun or the coke you hid in there? Best Jonas Brothers concert ever.

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