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Oh, My Mom Got This For Me

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 2:00PM

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Figures he'd sit next to the pink curtains.

[via Evil Milk]

I Don't Know What You Guys Are Selling But I'll Take Three

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 11, 2012 at 3:00PM

I knew that's what vaginas looked like.

[via Imgur]

Cooter Kicks

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 10, 2010 at 9:59PM

To fight the explosion of sexist nut shot clips online, Daniel introduced a new genre of video to the Internet.

Make your own Cooter Kicks videos and leave us a link in the comments! But be careful not to hurt your lady friends.

Rob Pattinson is 'Allergic to Vaginas'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 16, 2010 at 3:00PM

The Internet is buzzing over Robert Pattinson?s recent racy photo shoot and interview with Details where he claims to be ?allergic to vaginas?.

You know who else is allergic to vaginas? Perez Hilton, Elton John, and Lance Bass. Oh, and John Mayer — if the vagina belongs to a black woman.

Up until now we all wondered if Rob liked girls. What with the fact that so many throw themselves at him and he seems to migrate towards the one that looks most like a 14 year-old boy.

I don?t know. Maybe subtlety is the way to go? It lessened the blow when my uncle came out by telling us that he ?wasn?t a fan of lingerie or boobs? and that he ?kind of had a thing for Adam?s Apples?.

[via PopEater]

5 Women + 10 Vaginas = Perfect Talk Show

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 10, 2010 at 5:00PM

There is a lot of web commotion over Tyra's recent episode featuring five women who all have two vaginas. Now, I?m not bothered by the logistics or the news that some women have more than one vagina. What really gets me is that the team behind The Tyra Show actually had to come up with this premise:

?OK, people. It?s February 2010. What?s new? What?s hip? What can we talk about??

?Vaginas.?

?Vaginas, yes?that could work. But what will make this vagina episode different from the rest??

?Waxing techniques??

?No, we did that last year.?

?A woman without a vagina??

?No, too depressing.?

?What about a woman with multiple vaginas??

?Great! Let?s take it one step further. We?re on the The CW people!?

?What about multiple women with multiple vaginas??

?Yes! Perfect. Tracy? Find us 5 women with 2 vaginas. We want 10 vaginas in all.?

[via AOL Television]

Beat the System, Show the World

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 21, 2009 at 12:00PM

aginas

Why are people so obsessed with trying to pull one over on their DMV?

Probably because everyone hates the DMV.  Naughty license plates are the only recourse we have.

Now, thanks to the world wide web, we can share our vehicular indiscretions with other residents from across our state — teaching them how to be jerks just like we are!VA-plate-SM

In fact, the above plate is actually an homage, if you will.  A little nugget of filthy knowledge most likely procured from an earlier viral image.  See —>

Next time someone tells you you can't learn anything on the Internet, show them this post!

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