Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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To fight the explosion of sexist nut shot clips online, Daniel introduced a new genre of video to the Internet.
Make your own Cooter Kicks videos and leave us a link in the comments! But be careful not to hurt your lady friends.
The Internet is buzzing over Robert Pattinson?s recent racy photo shoot and interview with Details where he claims to be ?allergic to vaginas?.
You know who else is allergic to vaginas? Perez Hilton, Elton John, and Lance Bass. Oh, and John Mayer — if the vagina belongs to a black woman.
Up until now we all wondered if Rob liked girls. What with the fact that so many throw themselves at him and he seems to migrate towards the one that looks most like a 14 year-old boy.
I don?t know. Maybe subtlety is the way to go? It lessened the blow when my uncle came out by telling us that he ?wasn?t a fan of lingerie or boobs? and that he ?kind of had a thing for Adam?s Apples?.
[via PopEater]
There is a lot of web commotion over Tyra's recent episode featuring five women who all have two vaginas. Now, I?m not bothered by the logistics or the news that some women have more than one vagina. What really gets me is that the team behind The Tyra Show actually had to come up with this premise:
?OK, people. It?s February 2010. What?s new? What?s hip? What can we talk about??
?Vaginas.?
?Vaginas, yes?that could work. But what will make this vagina episode different from the rest??
?Waxing techniques??
?No, we did that last year.?
?A woman without a vagina??
?No, too depressing.?
?What about a woman with multiple vaginas??
?Great! Let?s take it one step further. We?re on the The CW people!?
?What about multiple women with multiple vaginas??
?Yes! Perfect. Tracy? Find us 5 women with 2 vaginas. We want 10 vaginas in all.?
[via AOL Television]
Why are people so obsessed with trying to pull one over on their DMV?
Probably because everyone hates the DMV. Naughty license plates are the only recourse we have.
Now, thanks to the world wide web, we can share our vehicular indiscretions with other residents from across our state — teaching them how to be jerks just like we are!
In fact, the above plate is actually an homage, if you will. A little nugget of filthy knowledge most likely procured from an earlier viral image. See —>
Next time someone tells you you can't learn anything on the Internet, show them this post!
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