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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Be My Valentine

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 15, 2013 at 12:00PM

Should I feel bad for beating my meat to this?

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Austin F. Cooper.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 14, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

"OMG Olivia is so alone, I LOVE it!" -the 3 people who favorited this tweet

Now You're Talking

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2013 at 4:00PM

It's gotta be better than Adam Levine's new scent, which I assume smells like selling out.

[via Picture is Unrelated]

Acceptance Is Important

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 14, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Actually, her spelling is fine."-this girl's whore mother

[via The Chive]

See? It Even Happens To Attractive People

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2013 at 2:00PM

BUT: I would never dump Chris Meloni, and neither would you.

[via Daily of the Day]

He's Not The Most Romantic Baker

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2013 at 12:00PM

But every part of him is SO sweet.

[via Pizza Comedy]

It Must Be Valentine's Day

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 14, 2013 at 11:00AM

The perfect way to say "I think your vagina is A-OK! (Just don't get any on me.)"

[via This Is Horrible]

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 13, 2013 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Be My Valentine

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 11, 2013 at 4:00PM

Those vegetarians look an awful lot like lesbians.

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[photo: Timothy A. Clary/Staff/Getty Images]

If You Had a Disappointing Valentine's Day, Hopefully This Will Make It Better…

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 15, 2012 at 1:00PM

I fed all those hamsters to my cat.

Take that Valentine's Day.  Good riddance.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

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