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I Think This Pretty Much Sums Up Catholicism

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 14, 2013 at 6:00PM

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Johnny, show me on the crucifix where he touched you.

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All Right, FINE: I'll See 'Fast And Furious 6'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 7, 2013 at 5:00PM

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This van is exactly like Vin Diesel, only better at acting.

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C'mon, Subways Aren't Fancy Enough To Have Their Own Van

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 12, 2013 at 1:00PM

Fact: Subway loses $34 billion a year in stolen tuna ALONE.

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Can You Handle It?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 13, 2013 at 5:00PM

Man, it's snowing so hard out, I completely forgot I was in the middle of getting gas.

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Honestly? I've Been To Fancier Nordstroms

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 23, 2013 at 10:00AM

When it comes to lady's footwear, there's only one van you can trust.

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Thanks, But… I'll Just Have My Infant Do It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 6, 2012 at 12:00PM

Joke's on you, creepo. I only get into vans offering candy.

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It's A Good Day To Be A Truck Driver

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 29, 2012 at 6:00PM

I see Matt's BJ Champion, but I personally prefer a Clithero.

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Have Throat, Will Travel

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 29, 2012 at 11:00AM

Well, if I had a VAN, I'm sure I'd be a B.J. Champion too.

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Stop That Van

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 20, 2012 at 12:00PM

Justin Theroux is being held hostage in there.

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I See What You Did There

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2012 at 1:00PM

Sweaty Buttcrack heating service is their sister company.

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