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This Is What Happens When We Close

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 3, 2013 at 3:00PM

"I'm sorry, we aren't here right now. Please spray paint a hilarious message on the exterior of the building and we'll get back to you as soon as we can."

[via Scrotum Coat]

Great Handwriting, Sweetheart!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 4, 2013 at 12:00PM

Your mom loves you too, Sally. That's Mrs. Jenson's car and she's a total bitch.

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Bravo, Movie Poster Vandal

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 28, 2012 at 5:00PM

Empty trash.

[via Buzzfeed]

Not Sure I Want to Eat at This Particular Five Guys

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 4, 2011 at 4:00PM

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the cup is not filled with Cajun style french fries…

[via Reddit]

Don't Tell Me What Jesus Would or Wouldn't Do

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 1, 2011 at 12:00PM

Exactly.  Because carrying a reed and a bowl of ink around every time you wanted to take a piss was a pain in the ass.

[via Reddit]