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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

Sorry Honey, All The Other Vanity Plates Were Taken

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 15, 2012 at 5:00PM

It was between this and COOLWIDOWER58.

[via Izismile]

With A Sweet Ride Like That?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 30, 2012 at 5:00PM

Just got tested. Time to celebrate with a VANITY PLATE!

[via Acid Cow]

Worth It

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 20, 2012 at 3:00PM

Guys never pay me in Mustangs.

[via reddit]

This Guy Gets Laid A Lot

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 23, 2012 at 1:00PM

His other ride is a total classy lady who's into kinky vanity plates.

[via imgur]

WWTTD?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 4, 2012 at 5:00PM

What would Tim Tebow do? Undeservedly back his way into the playoffs, for starters.

[via Buzzfeed]

Your Car Says A Lot About You

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 17, 2011 at 11:00AM

Yeah, right. Everyone knows!

Only lesbians drive Mazdas.

[via IHC]

No Kids

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 11, 2011 at 6:00PM

The easiest way to stay kid-free is to be completely undesirable to women.

[via EatLiver]

One Woman's Vanity Plate Is Another Man's Poop Joke

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 29, 2011 at 4:00PM

"'Mr. Shart' was my father's name.  Just call me 'Guy with a funny license plate.'"

[via Reddit]

Family First

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 16, 2011 at 3:00PM

Not a bad plan. There's lots of them, they're fat, and they taste like orange juice.

[via theCHIVE]

Tosh.0 Fan of the Day

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 19, 2011 at 1:00PM

Some enthusiastic fan in Arizona decided to show their love of Tosh with a customized vanity plate.

That's funny, guy who owns this car. Because Daniel actually just got a customized vanity plate as well. And his is about you!*

*Not Daniel Tosh's actual license plate.

[thanks Maeghan]

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