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Now all I need is Lady Gaga with her meat dress and I have a sandwich!

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

Though I wanted to declare myself the winner because "LETTUCE SEE YOUR TITS!" is obviously an unbeatable caption, in the end, you voted for a caption left by John Huntington.

Lots of people left great captions this week.  Check out the ones that didn't get the most likes by looking at the comments from Monday's post.

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LETTUCE SEE YOUR TITS!

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It's not the SIZE of the cucumber that matters, it's how you USE it.

For instance, Japanese cucumbers are great in a Japanese Cucumber Salad.  And American cucumbers are great for shoving up your ass.

[via Happy Place]

Be sure to wash them before you?nevermind.

[via The DW]

Daniel Tosh puts 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of a veggie lover.

I don't know anything about Chinese, but luckily Reddit's univerio helps us out:

"If you translate ??? correctly…it means either 'dried vegetable section' or 'dry dishes section'. It just so happens that the character for 'dry', ?, can also be colloquially used to mean 'fuck', so if you interpret the word boundary as ? ??, it translates to 'fuck the vegetable section'."

I don't see why they couldn't have meant "fuck the vegetable section" though?  It's always so goddamn cold there.

[via TDW]

I don't have much to say about this, outside that it's one of my favorite things I've ever come across on the Internet.

And that's saying a lot.

[via The Daily What]

If anything is an arugment for vegetarianism, this video is it. Cows aren't carnivores!  

People should watch this video preparing for the biggest mad cow disease/bird flu/swine flu scare of all time.  I threw swine flu in there just because it's going to be the biggest pandemic of our time, so we shouldn't forget any of the weird animal diseases.  That cow ate a chicken!

And if this doesn't make the world news, at least Tosh.0 tried to save your life.

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