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Let's do this.

This morning, the cast of MTV's Jersey Shore rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange.

A quick statement of facts: Tosh.0 is on Comedy Central; Comedy Central, like MTV, is owned by parent company Viacom; Viacom was created by God himself on the 8th day when, after resting, he realized he wanted to watch basic cable television.

So what's this mean for us?  Well, it could mean that possibly Daniel Tosh is not that far behind to receive the honor of ringing the NYSE's opening bell!

Or it could mean that Viacom is officially in the toilet and we'll all be out of work soon.

I'm hoping this is a good sign.  I mean, honestly, would JWoww associate herself with an inferior product?

[Note: As of writing this, Viacom stock is down.  Where are The Situation's abs when we need them!]

[via The Daily What]