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Egyptian Boner Cotton

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 4, 2014 at 1:00PM

Just one of the many amazing products you'll find at Bed, Bath and Broken Penis.

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Date Night Pizza

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 2, 2014 at 12:00PM

If you still have an erection by the time you eat leftovers the next morning you should seek medical attention.

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Listen To Your Elders

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 10, 2013 at 4:00PM

Grandpa always said, "Life is all about choices. You've got to pick which part of your body you want to be rock hard."

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Don't Look Down, Kid

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 29, 2013 at 10:00AM

Photos of Ke$ha without makeup is Super Viagra's arch nemesis.

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I Prefer Mine Steamed And On An Old Lady's Tits

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 28, 2013 at 6:00PM

Call a doctor if your erection lasts longer than your diarrhea.

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