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Call a doctor if your erection lasts longer than your diarrhea.

[via Break]

In a previous life, I worked as a beer writer, so I'm familiar with Scotland's BrewDog and their often over-the-top antics, including brewing a number of the world's strongest beers and occasionally stuffing them into the bodies of dead animals.

But putting Viagra in a beer?!?  That's just…  BRILLIANT.

Because you know what's an awesome cure for whiskey dick?  HAVING ANOTHER BEER.

Also, America, can we step up our game?  We get in a tizzy because Four Loko has caffeine and ban it.  Meanwhile, the UK is putting pharmaceutical drugs in their beers.  Yeah, our "freedom" seems a lot cooler than their "socialist society."  Good work, team USA.  Let's celebrate with a Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi.

[via The High Definite / see more about Royal Virility Performance at BrewDog]

A number of interesting requests were made last week, but none piqued my interest quite like Jarred's did.

Primarily because it contained one of the biggest contradictions I've ever read…

"Everyone is gay but me….  Play the Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge."

Though now that I think about it, if you wanted to take the Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge, you could maybe prove that everyone is gay but you.

But no.  You wanted to watch it.  You wanted to watch a Boner Challenge.

Here you go, straighty!

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