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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Waka Flocka Flame in the studio. Yeah he makes MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
• DVD that smells like pizza. Don't eat your DVDs.
• A doctor prescribed blowjobs. Suddenly husbands care about their wives' health.
• An Oreo spoon. This just in: your hands work fine for this task.
• 15 hotties you should be following on Instagram. Wait am I not on there??
• A Dutch TV host drank breast milk from a woman's titties. Where are the Dutch pancakes when you need 'em.
• Here's Anthony Weiner singing If I Only Had A Brain. Seems about right.
• Weed bacon? Eat bacon get high want food eat more bacon get more high. Slippery slope.
• Zombie Parkour is so internet trendy I'm surprised there isn't a cat meme in it.
• Another Busey Zone! This time talking about butt plugs and cows.
• And how to make a mini bow and arrow with flame arrows. It's summer. Get crafty.

[photo via Buzzfeed]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Juggalos Of OKCupid is exactly what you think it is. 
• A woman won the powerball lottery! An hour too late. Those two sentences are quite literally lines from Alanis Morisette's Ironic.
• Here's a painful nutshot compilation because you people love that shit.
• Tan Mom has a music video. Everyone should remember what she's famous for.
• Girls arching their backs is bonercity.
• This is a quality mugshot roundup. Did somebody say new profile pics?!
• A monkey taking a bath! Seriously guys it's little and in the sink.
• Daft Punk's Get Lucky eye popping out dance. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. EVEN IF YOU CAN.
• A man wants to videotape ghosts in his house, catches his girlfriend banging his son. He'll be haunted by it forever.
• Teen invents a device that charges your iPhone in seconds. I spent my youth copying math homework.
• 10 crazy disguises people have tried to use. Close, but no cigar.
• And it's Mr. T's birthday so, wish him a good one.

[photo via Juggalos of OKCupid]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

"Also, is it okay if we merge into your lane?"

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Daily of the Day]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The world's most beautiful man. He's definitely got a certain… something.
• A bearded dragon doing an interpretive dance. SPOILER ALERT: It's exquisite.
• Barney voice-over will turn anyone's day around.
• Car wash ladies! Bikinis are fun.
• A caffeine tooth brush kinda makes sense. And now I can drink my french vanilla creamer straight.
• Rooster vs Reporter is a classic animal/live TV freakout.
• A really good Moonwalk. Anytime someone wants to see my Hit My Baby One More Time, let me know.
• Now YOU can design the new Maverick's uniform. I suggest bedazzling.
• Her weird talent is weird and bendy.
• A Smartphone flask. Drunk dialing has never been easier!
• And a bonus link: You liked my beard.

[photo via The Chive]

I completely understand him, but I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering what the hell that chick is doing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via Unique Daily]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• A grown ass man got stuck in a high chair and had to call 911. PS his friends left him there.
• This clip from HBO's Real Sex is one of those WOW moments. I've played it ten times already.
• A drunk angry guy cut off his penis to get back at his girlfriend. Sound logic.
• Tobias Funke in The Shining. This scene still makes me want to pee my cutoffs.
• Girls in and around water is all kinds of sexy! Stay hydrated, kids.
• 'Follow me/Bring beer' sandals. I should say both of those things to potential suitors.
• Kim Kardashian's pregnant feet are- AHHHH.
• A Papa John's delivery guy was busted for delivering $40,000 worth of cocaine. Did he include the garlic sauce??
• Dharma eats spaghetti. Is the singular for spaghetti still spaghetti? She eats ONE spaghetti.
• Justin Bieber has 24 hours to claim his monkey, is definitely not going to.
• A dude rubbed his dick on some pepperoni in a grocery store because why not?
• Bonus Link: Mama June's portrait, which to be honest reminds me of Kim Kardashian's pregnant feet.

[photo via Gawker]

Short sleeves over long sleeves, and his moves STILL can't be contained!

[via YouTube and YouTube again - thanks Garrett!]

Yes, it's true. "Kai The Hatchet-Wiedling Hitchhiker" is officially wanted for murder. His bail is set at $3 million dollars, he has cut his hair in attempt to conceal himself on the run, and the victim died of blunt force trama.

The SHOCKING part of this story, is that Kai is 34-years-old. Am I the only idiot who thought he was like, 22?

[via New York Magazine]

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog. 

MY Matt just sits at his desk looking up porn all day.

Did you guys get my joke about Matt, the other blogger? Kinda funny, huh?!

[via YouTube]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• This might be the sexiest video on YouTube. The simplicity of it!
• A deer plowed through a bus window and lived to tell his deer friends about it.
• An inmate is suing Taco Bell for stealing his idea for the Doritos Locos shell. I believe him because if I were in jail I'd be coming up with great Doritos inventions as well.
• This power lift is 100% beast mode. Russia.
• What happens to the losing team's championship shirts? You will not be surprised by this.
• Don't be afraid of love!! God dammit this is a good video.
• Rihanna LOVES fingering herself. What! That's what her shirt says!
• A man robbed a store. His defense is that the store's called Finders Keepers. Fair argument, case dismissed.
• A dog is crying while watching Mufasa die in The Lion King. I feel you, bro.
• And a shopping cart fail compilation. It's as if the only thing they're good for is holding your groceries.

[photo via Barstool]