New Every Tuesday

Vote Now

Catch Tosh on Tour

Flower Child

WATCH FULL EPISODES
CAPTION CHALLENGE

Watch three different full episodes every Tuesday.

Has Daniel made it? You Decide!

See Daniel doing stand-up live on tour and be forever changed. Buy tickets now!

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke in the comments.

TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

The Dangers Of Gaming Too Hard

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

dsnoarms

Everyone knows the hands are the most expensive part of the model.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

ads

arms

d's

display

displays

ds3

Nintendo

no arms

video game

video games

Hey, I Think Your Grandma's An Ewok

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 18, 2013 at 6:00PM

Aww man, they edited out the heart attack.

[via CollegeHumor]

WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 11, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via topherchris]

Tags: 

box

dog

magic box

mario kart

Nintendo

video games

wtf

This Kid Is Pretty Good at Tetris

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 3, 2012 at 11:00AM

According to GeekWire, 18-year-old University of Washington freshman Kevin Birrell "is one of just 5 people ? 2 outside Japan ? to have achieved the World Grand Master title in Tetris: The Grand Master 3."

This video is pretty much the complete opposite of the Kate Upton doing the "Cat Daddy" video.

So if watching 10 minutes of Tetris doesn't get your rocks off, don't worry.  Go watch boobies jiggle.

Actually, Kevin and Kate are almost the same age.  We should set these two cute kids up.

[via I Heart Chaos]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Guitar God

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 6, 2012 at 12:00PM

"Juice-Box Hero"

We received well over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Anthony Barbieri.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Guitar God

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 2, 2012 at 4:00PM

Sure he can rock & roll, but let's see how
he does in the sex and drugs department.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Izismile]

Britney Spears' Son Preston Showing Off His Dance Skills

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 16, 2012 at 12:00PM

Poor kid.  Looks like he inherited his father's talent.

And he's playing video games in the middle of the day.  Looks like he inherited his father's work ethic too.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

Super Mario Bros. Loving Hipster Bird

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 12, 2011 at 12:00PM

Next up: Teaching his cockatoo the song from Legend of Zelda's whistle in the hopes a tornado will come and whisk him away to a place where women will want to sleep with him.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

Try Before You Buy

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 28, 2011 at 12:00PM

"When it's 'White Friday,' then it'll be your turn to play."

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

fat

floor

games

playing

sitting

store

video games

Little Girls Gets Owned in Skyrim

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 21, 2011 at 10:00AM

Childhood lesson learned: If someone asks you to leave, you shouldn't "sword" that person, lest you get your little punk 3-year-old behind sliced to bits.

Skyrim — Teaching kids they're not too good to be stabbed to death for over a week..

[via The Daily What]

PREVIOUS 1 2 3 4 5

WHAT'S HOT

Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored

Posted: 03/12/13

Total Views: 187,482

30 For 30.0 - Nerf Hoops - Uncensored

Posted: 05/14/13

Total Views: 115,160

Web Redemption - Fat Bottle Ninja

Posted: 03/12/13

Total Views: 106,604

Monkey Workout - Uncensored

Posted: 03/12/13

Total Views: 99,268

I Did a Handrail

Posted: 04/30/13

Total Views: 97,920