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Do you all feel like pussies now? Because you should.

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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Funny TV freeze frames. I feel like I'd love to be attacked by Cheetos.
• Semen is the newest superfood. Let me know when Odwalla starts selling it.
• This 2Chainz freestyle is… well okay it's bad.
• 7 wedding dresses made out of toilet paper. Who says trailer park weddings can't be FANCY?
• Here are the Miss USA competitors. Helllllo Miss Alabama!
• Steven Seagal dancing. When is he going to pull out weapons and go beast mode?
• A penis drawing robot! If there's one thing we need a robot to do in 2013, it's draw a dick.
• Hot blondes, who certainly look like they're having more fun.
• 20 celebs on Vine. Snoop Dogg's wake and bake is obviously the winner.
• And another Mister Rogers Remix. You just can't have too many.

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Each week this summer, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic. 

Have you ever started talking, and then completely forgotten what you were… Hm. What was I saying? Something about trains? Anyway yeah trains are crazy.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Froggy Fresh has a new track called Dunked On. He'd make a good point guard. 
• Here's an education video on women from 1959. Fuckin' Myrtle, you dumb bitch.
• Club Kid! I bet he LOVES Calvin Harris.
• A chick let the Powerball winner cut her in line when they bought tickets. Oh no you di'int.
• Weird McDonalds items from other countries. The only thing better than sweet tea is a McBeer.
• Your daily dose of hot girls! Since I know you aren't around them in real life.
• A little girl gave herself a haircut. It's no worse than anything Lena Dunham has rocked.
• Classic fence fail. The stuff dreams are made of.
• A husky on the baseball field! How many dog jokes can the announcers bark out?
• A woman had $500 worth of sex toys stolen from her car. Also, is kinda cute.
• And here's a deer just raging through a taco restaurant. Looks like me on a Saturday night.

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"It's gonna be as cold as your heart tonight, Nicole."

"As long as it's not as dry as your vagina, Carol."

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What if I gave you ONE stripper, but it was a baby? I hope that's okay, Cameron.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The Anna Nicole Smith Lifetime movie has a trailer. The photo above is a still from it. 
• A man vs a water cannon. Spoiler Alert: water cannon wins.
• Proof of aliens. Okay maybe not proof. I'm not sure. I don't know what they're saying.
• A pastor says it's a sin to drink Starbucks. A sin on your wallet AMIRIGHT?!
• Turtle tank tops! I think they'll need turtle trucker hats next.
• Tan lines on chicks. Mmm I bet they smell like coconut oil.
• Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant. The world yawns.
• A baseball nutshot. Holy balls! That ball hit him in the balls!
• And a town that mails you your dog's poop if you don't pick it up. What's that cost in postage?

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Sloth facing is a new thing. Sloths. So hot right now. Sloths.
• Fan reactions to Games of Thrones. Don't worry, guys. They're actors and they didn't actually die.
• A 22-year-old was arrested for the 77th time. It's his lucky number!
• 15 deformed sports fingers. The Shocker just got a lot more interesting.
• Here's an otter juggling rocks. Also fifty of them can fit in a clown car.
• Budweiser wants to connect your cup of beer with Facebook. Can't we just drink in peace?!
• 20 photos of women in the kitchen, looking sexy and probably not making you a sandwich.
• A baby has an intense phone call with her dad. Pacing like a motherfucker.
• Cotten Eye Joe/Gangnam Style mash-up? If you must, internet. If you must.
• Jim Harbaugh chuckling at a Judge Judy Taping. He's an NFL football coach, nerdz.
• And having sex on a pile of money with an internet stranger leads to robbery. I guess next time you'll just have to fantasize that the money's there.

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Still safer than the after school programs at Catholic school. HEYO!

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