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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• 30 subtitles gone wrong.<<blogging loudly>>
• Craigslist ad looking for a skinny person. Just crushing it at being a parent.
• Here's a butcher knife purse. Jesus Christ, Hot Topic. Get it together.
• Scream therapy is super fucking stupid. But I feel much better now.
• A kid tries to break into an ice cream truck. I pray for children this awesome.
• Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating out Catherine Zeta-Jones. Ew.
• 50 funniest caucasian gangster photos of all time. So much (suburban) street cred!
• The backs of chicks! Hold the T… today's all about the A.
• $1 billion dollars worth of cocaine was headed to the US. Somewhere Robin Williams' ears just perked up.
• This Beatles cover is the best Beatles cover that has ever existed.
• 30 online idiots, even though there are about ten million more out there.
• And an underwear subscription service. I'd rather you buy me a subscription to Us Weekly, but okay.

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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• A hands-free Whopper holder. Unless you're missing arms, this is a bad idea.
  
• A chick won a MILLION dollars on Wheel of Fortune. She might be Rain Man.
• Chase goes swimming. Even I can't remember to grab a towel.
• Rihanna loves the pain of a Brazilian wax, say random people who don't know her at all.
• Chicks in biknis! How much do you love me? A LOT, I THINK.
• This scary shower curtain is amazing, but none of my friends are allowed to buy it.
• 16 GIFs with surprise endings. You'll never see 'em coming.
• Depression isn't real. According to this guy who is clearly a licensed doctor.
• Andrew Bynum ordering tacos at Chipotle. No further information required.
• The thong cape scooter rider is totally allowed to keep riding a scooter in a thong and cape.
• And Big Ben's Twitter account is just- very accurate.

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Yoga is so much harder when you're an alcoholic douchebag.

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Breakout interview of the year: Madame Tussaud's kiosk worker.

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Each week this summer, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.

It's great to think that because of Tosh.0, he's now featured in a Macklemore song.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• This guy is a Photoshop master. He and Rihanna look so happy together. 
• Twerking in the wrong places is GIF gold. But are there wrong places to twerk?
• There's a Google Glass porn app now. Talk about POV's.
• Eddie Murphy's Boogie In Your Butt, because I can't think of a reason not to include it.
• Phones Replaced With Sandwiches. Honestly I'd rather drop my phone than a sandwich.
• Sexy girls in tight dresses! We all like to be slutty sometimes.
• A guinea pig watching the rain in a cowboy hat. Jesus Christ this is deep.
• Nathan's Prank Texts really pissed some people off.
• Teeny tiny foods! I'll have 100 orders of pancakes, please.
• Samuel L. Jackson is holding a monologue contest. Get out your quill and ink.
• Talking Bellies temporary tattoos. My dad's spits out lint all day.
• And a great dane meeting a baby goose, so you have something to e-mail your mom.

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If anyone's on drugs, it's whoever decided to put that much shit on one TV screen.

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If there's one thing I love, it's a straightforward video description. This one's for you, Zach.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• A Vaseline helmet, which will protect your skull from chapped lips.
• The Texas Sky Scrambler is definitely going to kill someone.
• JCPenney made a teapot that looks like Hitler. At least it isn't an actual Hitler teapot.
• Here's a May news blooper compilation. Live TV! Never a dull moment.
• Ants will carry signs if you put pee on them. Looks like the ones in my yard are about to picket.
• Squeezing boobs may help prevent breast cancer. Also it's just fun to do.
• Face Mashups is a great YouTube channel. I suggest Lebron and Carey Mulligan next.
• These bike tricks are gnarly. I still use training wheels.
• 28 hula hooping girls GIFs should keep you entertained forever.
• And how to make a hot fudge chocolate chip cookie cookie dough ice cream sandwich. In case you'd like your heart to explode, but aren't sure of the best method.

[photo via Metro]