Videos

With the all of the success of MTV's "Jersey Shore" has achieved over the last couple weeks, I decided to check on an old favorite site of mine, Hot Chicks With Douchebags, and see what the latest happenings were over there. Turns out they've just awarded many a douchebag with their second annual "Douchie Awards." The guy above won — wait for it — Orangest Orange Douchie. A well deserved award if you ask me.

The winner for Douchiest Home Video?

All d-bags need a pre-club warm-up. Best part is, he's got more videos of this douchery. See the complete list of Douchie winners at Hot Chicks With Douchebags.

Do you know of some of your own d-bags that deserve a Douchie? Let us see! Post them in the comments below!

Listen up, kids on the web. This dude's grandma — I'll call her Granny Justice — is warning him of the dangers of putting his life online. Well, specifically, turning into a sex offender. Or something. But it's hilarious.

Choice quotes from Granny Justice:

There's no way out… She happens to love you… She can't sleep at night… She loves you! You laugh, but this is serious!…   She doesn't know what you're saying on the Internet, but you and your f*cking friends in the basement!

Whatever, this woman doesn't make any sense. But I think we should listen to her.

After all, there are 350 million people on Facebook, so everyone around you right now is probably a sex offender.  I'm on Facebook so I'm definitely sex offender; but that also means my mom is one, my aunt is one, and even my grandma.  That's right, MY grandma is a sex offender because she's on Facebook.  At least according to Granny Justice.

She better figure out what the hell she's going to do; she's in some serious trouble.  In fact, we all are.

[via LiveLeak]

I'm going to be spending my Thanksgiving weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments and have a very happy Thanksgiving!

All I know about this clip is that it's from an MTV show called "Styl'd" and this balls crazy chick is trashing her boss' place. Oh, and that IT'S ON THE INTERNET.

FOREVER.

Learn your lesson now, kids. You want to be graduating college with a decent grade point and promising internship after four years of grueling work and have your potential boss pull THIS up?

The internet is FOREVER. I, for instance, can grab this clip off this site and put it up again somewhere else. Just like you guys can. Just because your hard drive on your laptop can crash, doesn't mean every single person online's will. (Unless it's 2012, but that's another issue.)

My point?  This gross chick's rep as an employee is now trashed. So when you're leaving your nasty YouTube comments, fighting with randoms on forums and posting incriminating pics and videos of yourself acting a fool: it's FOREVER.

Take it from us here at Tosh.0. The Internet can ruin lives.

[via Dlisted]

Tofurkey, To-f*ck-youself!

Hope you guys all enjoyed season one as much as we did. The clip above is my personal favorite video from all 16 episodes, what about you?

Tell us what moment from season one was your favorite in the comments below and start getting ready for season two!

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Drop all your babies for a BRAND NEW EPISODE of Tosh.0 this Thursday at 10p/9c on Comedy Central!

Don't drop them. They're babies!

Amazing happens on Tosh.0.

TUNE IN to a BRAND NEW EPISODE of TOSH.0 this Thursday at 10p/9c on Comedy Central!!!

Unfortunately, when you're trying to recreate a web video with multiple takes, not everyone is as patient as you'd like them to be.

Dump4u.com is a site where you can pay someone to break up with your significant other for you. It costs only ten dollars for a regular breakup, 25 for an engagement breakup, and 50 for a divorce and they use "4 U" instead of "for you." How adorable. They then record the breakups and put them online! As much class you could expect from a site that makes money off calling people and telling them someone else doesn't love them anymore. It's almost as bad as using the internet to anonymously tell someone you gave them an STD; but there are sites for that too.

Who would ever have thought the internet was such a passive aggressive dating nightmare? After the jump, I'll tell you who.

[via Unique Daily]

more...