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…she has to call you to find out how many friends she has.
…she has to Google her own name to get to her Facebook wall.
…her privacy setting put her at severe risk of identity theft.
[via The Daily What]
What every girl needs from a man is honesty, commitment, and a willingness to squeeze her titties.
Two outta three ain't bad.
[via Videogum]
Dominic the smoothie auctioneer loved your little shirt. Call her back, Ryan! Or fax, IM, page, or email. Whenever your indigestion clears up.
OK? 'O' as in oh, 'K' as in potassium? That's chemistry, Ryan. Like the kind that you two have.
[via BWE]
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