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There are only so many Justin Bieber songs he can listen to in a row.

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A friend holds your hair back when you're puking. A best friend can't because she's puking right next to you.

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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already, Mom's spagetti.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jeffrey Biers.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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Two things that don't mix: white cars and alcoholic friends.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I know! Why watch other people vomit when I can do it all myself?

FUN CHALLENGE: See how many times you can watch this until you vomit into your co-worker's mouth.

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"If Rachel was really my best friend, she'd sleep in my puke. That's all I'm saying."

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Reminder: The Feb. issue of "Creative Vomiting" hits the stands today!

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"I'm not drunk. I just suddenly realized how I looked in a sweater vest."

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"Hey, I don't come to YOUR home and regurgitate millions of gallons of plankton…"

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