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Best News Fail
That's right, my little darlings! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.
Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured some of the most ridiculous news moments imaginable, from reporters scaring babies to entire towns mistaking a sex toy for a mushroom.
But which of these on-air moments was your favorite? The anticipation is KILLING ME. Vote now!
The nominees are:
Year's Worst Product
That's right, chumps! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.
Throughout 2012, the Tosh blog has brought you some of the worst things one human being can sell to another human being. We know what you're thinking: "How bad can a product be? It's not like you can sell cancer, homelessness, or Ann Coulter's face." Thankfully, you're right about that. But the following products come pretty close. And it's time for you, Dear Reader, to decide which is the year's worst.
And the nominees are:
Check back on December 27th and 28th to see who won!
Year's Saddest Person
That's right, chumps! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.
Over the past year, the old Blog has brought you some of the sorriest, most pathetic individuals viewable in a YouTube video or JPEG. But we've narrowed it down to the five saddest, and now it's up to you, Dear Reader, to decide who goes home with the cyber-gold.
Enough chatter. Let's get voting.
And the nominees for Year's Saddest Person are:
Check back on December 27th and 28th to see who won!
I can't believe it! This bitch just killed Big Bird!
We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Greg Nolf.
Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.
We know that if given the choice, you'd watch Tosh.0 tonight instead of election coverage.. so we're not allowed to give you that choice.
But there's plenty of stuff to do if you REALLY can't live without us:
Don't be sad. More NEW episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! Videos, jokes, Daniel- it's gonna be great.
[silly photo via Mashable]
This dressing room sucks compared to the one at Victoria's Secret.
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